Midnight does not like Teenagers or Their "Art"

Face: Angry Face
Reason: Teenagers

I go to a nice school, it has its flaws like all schools but it is still nice. Our school is something to be appreciated...well the structure at least, the administration runs the school like a Fascist State. That is enough back story, now for the reason why I am pissed off. I come to school finding the school sparsely tagged up with two different tags "Shady" and some other illegible dumb-shit in the quick scrawled fashion of thin black lines that make up the "art" of wannabe gangsters. Now this isn't why I am mad, I can understand why some one would be pissed at our administration and would want to deface our school. It was the utter lack of skill, and creativity that pissed me off. They obviously didn't put any time into these tags. Now perhaps if they did a dope as mural, or their writings were in the slightest bit artistic, or if they even switched up colors it would be more acceptable...but now...black scrawlings everywhere with the occasional "x" thrown in to be extra Hard. Their logic went a little something like this, QUANTITY/quality. So fuck them and their teenage angst. Angst is the one thing teenagers are good at by nature, and they even managed to fuck that up. Damn my generation is screwed.

Current Suspect: We'll call him Profit.

I would call Profit a dumb ass but that would overestimate his intelligence. Profit is a self-proclaimed "Hustla" who deals with "da Hood" on a regular basis, but it is alright because "he dun give a FUCK" because he lives a "Thug Life!"

Side Note: Profit has never stepped foot out of our insular community except to do a few things, here they are; Rave, buy assorted Paraphenalia, or go to the mall to buy clothes that are far too big or just homosexual*. Please not that none of this is in any way "Thuggin."

*Look out for a future blog on how ineffecient being a thug is.

Anyone can be more thug than Profit, stepping on public transportation makes you more thug than him, that is how Lily-White he is. Brief clarification; People like Profit are not uncommon at my school, no one there is anywhere near Ghetto...there are a few but they are goddamn outsiders. I am probably more ghetto than most at our school just because of who my parents are. (Glad to say they both grew up in the hood, got out, and made something of their lifes) I mentioned this mainly to point out how assanine this act was. Teenagers get angsty because the feel like the whole world expects them to fuck up, so what do they do? They FUCK UP! If you have a history of fucking up, people expect you to fuck up. I think teenagers were developed based on cutting-edge fuck-up technology, logic centers not included in most models. The teenage brain operates on the Fuck System, their minds just use varying levels of "fuck." i.e. Something bad happens; response, "FUCK!" Something good happens; response, "Fuuuuck..." Something bad happens to someone else; Response, "That's fuck up" or to save time, "That's fucked" etc. etc.

That's us, teenagers, the epitomes of fuck ups, dumb asses, whores, abusers and the abused. We are the dregs of society and society fucking loves us dispite our numerous flaws. So how can I be mad? Once again writing has shown me that I can't be mad at fucktards like Profit, as teenage hoodlums we have an inclination to idiotic, assanine, angst-ridden acts of random pestilence, and society gobbles it up. Let Profit and his other groupies do what they will, I'll bet anything they will become succesful doing some ignorant ass work while I go starving. Fucked up, ain't it?

-The Colored Guy