Midnight comes from Good Blood

Face: Happy Face/Laughing Face
Reason: Father

My dad is great, none can deny his greatness, question my Chinese Counterpart if you want to. He is known for coming up with random things that catch everyone rather off guard. He also enjoys his alcohol, has a penchant for calling all my friends gay, and thinks that the only important thing in life is being pretty. He is now infamous for the story about FruitFly and the Ketchup. To make a short story shorter, FruitFly made some comments about the organic contents of The Guru's fridge and The Guru promptly responded with, "[FruitFly], I'll stick my organic foot up your ass!" Right off the bat his sounds awesome...because his is.

I should have written down more of his exploits but I am a lazy bastard. From now one I will do my best to write down his insane stories and share them with you, the readers.

Picture this, Me and The Guru (my father) driving home. Song comes on the radio.

Me: Who sings this song?
The Guru: (with absolute confidence) The Faster Pussy Wagons!
Me: No, Shiny Toy Guns...what...what did you just say?
The Guru: The...Faster...Pussy Wagons...
-Silence ensues for the next 30 seconds while we both try to figure out how the hell the Guru came up with "Faster Pussy Wagons"-
Me: How do you come up with that one?
-more silence, he has confused himself this time-

I am home now, still lost on where The Guru got "The Faster Pussy Wagons" from but now he insists it is a real band and was merely confused.
Me: How do you get "The Faster Pussy Wagons" confused with "Shiny Toy Guns"?
The Guru: How? How about I kick your ass, that's how!

Needless to say the debate ended there.

-The Colored Guy