10:13-Trolling Rant

Just Calvin's late night trolling, rant

Trolling=hiding under a bridge and waiting for Asian girls to walk over.

common bait includes protractors, hello kitty paraphernalia, texas instruments, and dogs.


So, one of the girls im seeing, lets name her....Skittles since skittles are appealing to the eye, then again you realize how stupid they are, its just gelatin and sugar. This girl is not the sharpest tool in the shed, not the brightest lightbulb, etc. Maybe because she is Chinese. Then again, im Chinese, fuck you im allowed to be a hypocrite. So ill list about three things i have noticed in the last couple of days that have made me giggle a bit on the inside.

Numuro UNO
In class this kid throws a book over her head and it lands on the floor in front of her.

Skittles-"Mrs. Mason! There's things falling from your ceiling!"
Then in an almost robotic fashion, she picks up the book, puts it on the bookshelf and stares at the ceiling.

Numuro DUO
My mother is sick today, she caught the flu or something. I made the horrifying accident of telling skittles that she was sick.

skittles (9:16:44 PM): ohhh i should make her chickenn souppp....does she have a cold?

ChewToy (9:17:27 PM): haha

ChewToy (9:17:30 PM): why thank you

ChewToy (9:17:41 PM): no no no, you dont need to make her chicken soup

skittles (9:18:49 PM): lol

skittles (9:18:55 PM): its not like im going to poison you mom

skittles (9:18:56 PM): or anything

skittles (9:18:57 PM): aahah

skittles (9:19:07 PM): i mean shes a nice person toos

skittles (9:19:33 PM): haha but ur daddy is soo muchies (WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUCHIES) more quiett

skittles (9:22:07 PM): heyy but if i really did make her chicken soupp

skittles (9:22:19 PM): she would acutally drink itt right?

skittles (9:22:21 PM): LOL

ChewToy (9:23:42 PM): haha

ChewToy (9:23:45 PM): to tell you the truth

ChewToy (9:23:49 PM): she would be creeped out

ChewToy (9:23:52 PM): because she met you once

skittles (9:24:09 PM): awww

skittles (9:24:15 PM): in that case i should make u soupp

skittles (9:24:18 PM): so u can share with her!

ChewToy (9:25:14 PM): haha you are too nice

ChewToy (9:25:19 PM): make ME soup

ChewToy (9:25:21 PM): ^__^

skittles (9:25:56 PM): aww but i wouldnt want you to get sick

(does that mean you are going to make me sick with the soup? ill be sure not to give my mom YOUR soup in the case that you make it)

skittles (9:26:04 PM): but hha i promise

skittles (9:26:13 PM): acutally i can make u soup anytime

skittles (9:26:20 PM): doesnt mean you have to get sick to drinkk soupp

skittles (9:26:26 PM): whats ur favorite dish?

I think im going to use the age old bone and disown strategy.

I promised oojani id let him grab the video camera and hide in my closet, lets see how that turns out.

Numuro Tres
I dont think i can go on any longer with this blog, i feel my intelligence level dropping already just thinking about her.